Stupid Teenagers!

Leave it to one group of people to ruin it for everyone else.  No, I'm not talking about the poor who keep insisting on eating, requiring my tax money to go to buy them milk.  I'm talking about teenagers.  Teenagers who stole my bowl of candy from my porch while I selfishly decided to eat dinner undisturbed.

Seriously.  The entire bowl.  And the bowl itself.

I'm giving out granola bars and crackers next year.  Thanks for ruining it for everyone.