Sunday, April 17, 2011

I Miss Andy

Yet another Sunday has come and gone, and Andy Rooney is MIA from 60 Minutes.  The little research I bothered to do indicated that at 92, he's just starting to slow down a little.

To prevent the symptoms of Andy Rooney fatigue, may I present the classic Andy Goes to the Fruit Market sketch, where we learn many important lessons:

Apples should not be green.  Green is for vegetables.
Mangoes require a 30 minute time commitment
Andy used to climb mountains with Abe Simpson in search of huckleberries, and thinks that produce could be grown in New Jersey that is fit for human consumption.
Tomatoes are vegetables, dagnabit!
Melons are just a waste.  They shame the entire Fruit Nation with their uselessness.

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